goodbye, ponds
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why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
my favorite kind of people are the ones that don’t finish their food and offer it to you
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
“I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body.”
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sfux:
give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now
i literally can’t think of any and its pissin me off
Imagine your OTP getting into a heated argument and person A accidentally confesses their love for person B out of frustration
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
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4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
or the next princess is lesbian.
^^ this one
you know, Disny should have an official tumblr. So they would see the 14 million people that wants a homosexual disney prince/princess.
Reblog again because ^
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